What's a tree's favorite kind of drink?
Root beer.
What do you call a pony that swims under water?
A sea horse.
What's a kung-fu master's favorite drink?
Punch!
How do you fix a broken monkey?
Using a monkey wrench.
Why are there gates around a cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Right where you left it.
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
Dam!
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
